Sunday 28 July 2019

The Long Way Home: Northern Borneo


Our only fixed point in our 5+ week trip was a world music festival on Borneo, and we decided to spend a fair amount of time on the Malaysian side of the island beforehand.

Turns out, no one we talk to knows where Borneo is.  It's the great big island in the middle of South-east Asia.
 Borneo is the third largest island in the world, and home to an amazing ecological and cultural diversity. It was one of the few places on earth that resisted traditional western colonialism in the 19th century, largely due to it’s incredibly rugged terrain and fierce head-hunting indigenous tribes. Malaysia has an interesting history, and has only existed in it’s present form since about 1965.  It was formed by the gradual accretion of independent British colonies from peninsular Malaya, and then later the addition of Singapore, North Borneo (now known as the Malaysian state of Sabah), and Sarawak (also on Borneo). Singapore didn’t stay at the party for long, but the Bornean(Bornesian?) states of Sabah and Sarawak still maintain a high level of autonomy, and even required immigration screening even though we were coming from Kuala Lumpur on the mainland.

Our first stop in Borneo was on the northern end, flying into the small city of Kota Kinabalu in Sabah, and then undertaking the most dangerous and hair-raising part of our entire trip: driving.
Our noble steed.
We picked up our rental car at the airport when we landed late in the evening, which requires a surprising number of WhatsApp messages and phone-calls. We put down a 300 Ringit depost (about $80 USD), and they handed us the keys. Slightly terrifying! Michael did an admirable job getting to the hotel for the night in the middle of a tourist district, where we crashed until morning. Borneo is (or was) a tourism hub for peninsular Malaysia, and there were not a lot of western affordances. The next morning we got some breakfast at a kopitiam (SE Asian coffee shop) around the corner, bought some inscrutable fruit at the vegetable and t-shirt market that had sprung up around our hotel during the night, and hopped back in the car.
Snakefruit and Cristal and Lychee!
Our destination was Mount Kinabalu (which is probably technically redundant), the tallest mountain between the Himalayas and Papa New Guinea, where we were planning on staying at a farmstay lodge and doing some hiking in the jungle. It was about a hundred kilometers away, and we drove along the coast for a short ways and then cut inland up narrow winding mountain roads, which at the time we thought were pretty bad.

Along the way we stopped at a tourist market and viewpoint to let the kids run around for a bit, and since our check-in wasn’t for a few hours went to the national park and hiked around the trails at the base of the mountain.
Borcherts love maps.
Cool mushrooms in the jungle.
Finally, tired out from hiking to the summit of various foothills and along jungle rivers, we drove to our lodge. By this point we had discovered that none of our international wireless plans worked in the Borneo interior, and we had exhausted the saved map data that our phones had downloaded when we were back on the coast. With nothing but a crude hand-drawn map that the lodge had WhatsApp’d to Michael we set off. As soon as we turned off the main road we experienced the worst roads that we have ever seen in our lives. Forty-five degree slopes on the switchbacks as we descended into a valley, dodging suspension-destroying wash-outs and free-ranging cows, ascended the other side, and then turned off onto an even smaller and worse gravel road when we saw a sign for our lodge. We regret not getting any pictures or video of the drive, but we were busy trying to survive it.

The lodge was rustic, with many cats. We had to shoo some large butterflies out of our room before closing the windows, but the view of the mountain and the night sky were truly incredible.

The next morning we risked life and limb on the drive back to the main road, and visited the mountain again. This time we drove up the road towards the summit as far as we could go, and then got out and hiked around. The trail beyond the gate we were at is not really maintained, and going any further required a two-day-one-night hiking permit and a park-certified guide. We didn’t think Danger Monkey. despite her nickname. would appreciate an actually dangerous mountain ascent, so we settled for feeding some squirrels with the Chinese tourists.

The best views were probably while we were driving, of course.

Well fed rodents
From an American ex-pat family we had met the previous day in a rest hut we heard that somewhere further down the road was the Sabah Tea Plantation, a tourist attraction built around the local tea industry. The other family had been living in Sabah for 7 years, and it was actually the first time they’d visited the national park but they apparently visited the tea plantation all the time, so we figured it was worth a trip. We headed down the road, past the township capital (a town with about 8 roads and lots of little shops selling hardware, clothing, and electronics). All along the road we had been seeing hand-painted signs for an “Arnab Village”. Which sounded to us like it must be some sort of ethnic village or tourist attraction or something, and so when we finally saw a sign for a turn-off to the Arnab Village we figured we’d see what all the fuss was about. It turned out to be a village alright, but a village for rabbits, guinea pigs, and hamsters.
Probably seen better days?
It was like a petting zoo extravaganza, with 4 parks in 1! We splurged on the all-access pass (10 Ringit, or ~$2.50 USD per person) to see the guinea pig and hamsters of the world (they were living on and around crude dioramas of world monuments), the rabbit village, the baby bunny pen (though to our eye they looked just as full-grown as the “regular” bunnies) and Cat Mania! Which had various breeds of cats loose in a big room. There was also a snack stall and gift shop, though sadly it was only selling generic bunny-themed merchandise and no Arnab Village branded souvenirs. The kids fed the animals, washed their hands thoroughly, and we ate a picnic lunch.
It's a "Robbit" house!  GET IT?!

Such kitten.

Happy kids and indifferent bunnies

After lunch we continued on, took a couple dubious detours through some other very small towns, and eventually made it to the Sabah Tea Plantation! Where... we had some tea, and took a short walk through their tea plantation. There was also a janky tree house that we paid 3 ringit to climb up to, and signs indicating there were sometimes guided tours of the industrial tea drying facility but we couldn’t figure out how to make that happen. The tea was quite tasty, and we made an afternoon break of it with some fried and steamed bananas.
If you leave the roped path the carnivorous tea plants will eat you.

Charismatic megafauna

Safety and liability are largely western constructs.

Classy!
On our way back to the lodge for the night we had dinner at a restaurant that was made out of piles of old buses, and watched the sunset on the mountain while the kids explored the caged birds and flower gardens.
Wacky shenanigans and decent food

The next morning we were up just before dawn to drive to the airport, where we took the only “domestic” flight of our entire trip to fly to the other end of Borneo to visit Kuching and attend the Rainforest World Music Festival. Our visit to Sabah was interesting, partially because it was the leg of the trip where we felt most disconnected from the people and culture of where we were. Michael attributes this to it being the only place where we had a car, and so were not at the mercy of local guides, bus schedules, and toddler-paced walking. It certainly made us think about how we are used to traveling in the US, and whether or not we would have a more interesting time if we just drove less.


Saturday 20 July 2019

The Long Way Home: Bali


We spent 5 days in Bali, one of our longest stops on the trip. Bali, a relatively small volcanic island in the Indonesian archipelago with 6 million inhabitants, has become a pretty standard vacation destination for Australians and South-East Asians, and has become known for it’s white sand beaches, ornate and enormous temple complexes, and yoga retreats. We did almost none of those things, and fled the touristy southern part of the island almost immediately to a 12-room beach hotel on the north side of the island.

We were treated to a 3.5 hour drive over bumpy winding roads crossing the central spine of the island, and got some amazing views of one of the two main volcanoes on the island. We eventually arrived at our nearly-deserted resort after dark with hungry kids. Whoops!

The next day we got our bearings, and Michael made inquiries about local scuba diving options. After breakfast and some decompression time we hiked up the black sand beach to explore! Google showed a couple of other small resorts and retreat centers along this strip of shoreline, but they all appeared to be either closed up for the season or booked for private events. A ways down the beach we found a religious ritual in progress, and one of the men at the back minding children chatted with us a bit. This was the Balinese version of a christening, blessing a new baby.

Sadly, no boat ride for us.
Although Indonesia is predominantly a Muslim country, each island was allowed to choose it’s own “official” religion. Bali voted for Hindu, however it is a Hinduism heavily flavored with elements of Chinese ancestor worship, and native animism that places special emphasis on the spirits of the volcanoes and the ocean. Statues and pedestals are wrapped in a black and white plaid cloth to represent the “duality” and many of the ornately carved pedestals are left empty as a reminder that spirits are everywhere.
Family shrines and temples are everywhere.

Literally everywhere.
We hiked up the street that led to the oceanfront worship area and into the town of Bondalem, where we grabbed some water from a shop and met Potok, who spoke a fair amount of English and was a bit of a local tour guide and booster. He walked with us up to the intersection with the main road and pointed out the market (closed now, only open from 4 til 8 AM), the local football field (He was the coach of the team, and they had a match against the neighboring town the next day), and invited us to a wedding (a local boy was marrying a girl from a few towns over and the big ceremony was the next morning). He also introduced us to the owner of a “warung”, a sort of Indonesian fast-food stall where they have prepared food that they serve over rice. We all got some delicious lunch (though we all avoided the chicken blood this time) and some locally-produced sodas out of a refrigerator.
Not even a little lost.

Potok's workout routine got a little tougher

Later that evening we strolled along the beach to watch the sunset and caught another (much larger) religious ritual at the small temple near the resort. This was part of the wedding, the groom’s family had removed their idols from the family temple and brought it down to the sea god shrine to be purified before the wedding ceremony the next day.
Sea God temple on the left, sea on the right.

Day 2 we split up in the morning, Michael went diving to explore a shipwreck and Elizabeth took the kids to a Balinese wedding!

Michael’s dive guide was Adhi, a local who had grown up in Bondalem but then spent 9 years in the USA working on various cruise lines. In addition to dive-related activities (he guides but also volunteers with local conservation efforts planting and maintaining coral gardens) he was also connected to the local archeology and anthropology scene, and while we were driving back from the dive he got a call from a Canadian grad student asking if he could help her with a project to catalog local indigenous architecture. He also explained that although there is some farming on this side of the island (Bali, incidentally, is one of the first places where oranges were cultivated outside of China) most of the economy is based on fishing, with tourism and cock-fighting bookkeeping (this may have been a communication problem) as secondary industries.

Michael dove at the reef that was once the US Army Transport Liberty, a cargo ship in World War 2 that was torpedoed off the coast of Bali in 1942. The crew ran it aground to evacuate, and the ship stayed there until 1967 when a volcanic eruption and subsequent earthquake caused it to slide into the ocean, where it now lies on its side in about 25 meters of water. The ship itself was 150 meters long and 20 meters wide, and turned out to be a great structure for coral to grow on! Michael and his guide were able to explore the length of the wreck, swim through the cargo compartment, and even see a sea turtle!









Meanwhile, Potok took Elizabeth and the kids to a local wedding. They gave a small gift, and were welcomed with local treats and very sweet tea, then squeezed ourselves in wherever we could find space - right next to the high priest. Apparently it is not unusual for tourists to join in these events, and on their way in they waved to the other westerners, who they had seen around the resort earlier that morning.

While the bridal couple prepared themselves in a private room, the high priest chanted and blessed everything and was handed innumerable objects by his helpers. At the same time Potok's uncle sang/chanted into a microphone (with a megaphone for back-up in case of power outage), and the rest of the guests chatted and ate. Eventually the priests blessed the compound with fruit, and grain, and a sacred chicken and duck, and the couple emerged to sit in front of the priest. Potok explained that the bride is usually expecting and the priest blessed the man to help him transition from wild bachelor to responsible family provider.

At some point, the signal went out that it was time to eat "lunch" (this was 9:30 AM) - which was a great buffet spread of what we can only assume are Balinese local dishes. By this time, Middle child and Danger Monkey had wandered off with Potok to play with the baby chickens being raised behind the kitchen building. By the time lunch was finished, the ceremony seemed to be concluding, and we all walked back to the resort to meet up with Michael.






That afternoon Michael taught the kids how to snorkel in the pool, and then most of us (Her Pineapple Majesty chose to remain back in the room) went to the Bondalem United FC soccer match! It cost 10,000 Indonesian Rupiah for the four of us to attend (about 80 US cents), we picked up some sodas from a woman selling them out of a cooler, and found a place to sit on the edge of the flood prevention gutter behind the away team goal. The home team won, and there was much rejoicing.
This end stays in the air.  If it goes in the water you are going to have a bad time.

A lovely day for football
Afterwards we chatted with a policeman who tried to convince Michael to buy some land up the hill (“Prices are really cheap now because corruption is down... no more money laundering!”) and then strolled back along the beach. Back at the resort, we ate almost an entire barracuda.
Do the sunset dance!

This sunset was below average, according to the locals.

Not so scary now!
On day 3, Michael and the big kids got out early before breakfast while the tide was still up but before the surf got heavy to go snorkeling. They saw angelfish, sea stars, and butterfly fish right off the beach in front of the resort’s restaurant.

After breakfast, Elizabeth, Michael and Danger Monkey hiked the other way on the beach to see what they could see. This direction there were a couple of fishing villages with fishermen coming in from their night’s work. They used lights attached to their outrigger boats to attract fish and catch them with nets. These were the guys who had caught our barracuda dinner from the day before, and Danger Monkey attracted a lot of attention from the village children. We eventually cut inland and wound our way through the foot-and-motorbike tracks back towards the main part of town. Each household had a walled compound that included their family shrine. Although they practice cremation and then bury the ashes (we declined an invitation to a funeral, but the process was explained to us by Potok), they believe the spirits of their ancestors reside in the statues placed in their shrine.
Beautiful!  And so is the weather!

Only a little bit lost.
We eventually found our way back to the resort and had a relaxing afternoon and evening. After dinner and packing, we launched (biodegradable!) sky lanterns over the ocean as part of the resort’s “last night” ritual. It was a great way to cap off an amazing stay.
Make a wish!

The next day we had another 3.5 hour bumpy car ride (this time with a child throwing up!) back to the airport for our flight to Kota Kinabalu, on Malaysian Borneo!

Friday 19 July 2019

The Long Way Home: Bangkok Interlude

Our full itinerary on the way home has 8 flights, with only 2 of those being direct.  For nearly every flight we are transferring either through Bangkok or Kuala Lumpur, and between Laos and Bali we wound up with a 22-hour layover in Bangkok.  Rather than try to entertain kids in a transit hotel for most of a day, we chose to get cheap room right off the airport rail line in Bangkok and find a few fun things to do.  The last time we visited as a family (Christmas 2017) we packed a lot into our 5 days in town, visiting pretty much all of the big temples and major sites (and a handful of smaller weirder ones), so this trip we decided to skip the temples and find some more modern fun.

Thailand has the best flavors of, well, everything.


After checking in and feeding the kids some snacks from 7-11 we took a taxi to Hajime - a robot restaurant in what turned out to be a failed luxury shopping center.  The car dealership on the first floor (the only other business in the building that appeared to be operating) had a few million USD worth of sports cars on display, and we were one of only two groups at the restaurant itself.  Hajime is a Japanese hot-pot joint whose gimmick is that much of your food is delivered by industrial robots with pasted-on smiley faces wearing samurai armor.  They even do a little dance.


Different "Target", same font.

Afterwards we went to Asiatique, a sort of cleaned-up market reminiscent of the Chatuchak market that we visited on the north end of town, but glitzed up (and the insanity dialed down) for tourists.

If you have to explicitly state "exotic" steakhouse in Bangkok you are trying too hard

Why rubber duckies?  Why not?!
We strolled around and got treats (one last mango sticky rice!), rode the ferris wheel, and had tiny fish nibble the dead skin off of our feet.
Boats!
The Chao Phraya, with old Bangkok waaay in the background

As you can tell from the background reaction, it felt _really_ weird.
Afterwards our feet were so soft and smooth!
Next time: we finally make it to Bali!